We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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