i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Two words: blizzard sex
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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