I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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