I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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