he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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