he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize
