oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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