if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Panties = found
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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