it's great music for shaving your balls
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
All I want is dick and wine.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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