You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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