Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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