My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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