you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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