I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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