My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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