she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won