In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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