I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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