wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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