I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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