it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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