S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
how drunk are you?
Several
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