yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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