Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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