my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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