just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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