So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Then you guys just all showered together...?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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