Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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