she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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