is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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