I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
