I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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