when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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