mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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