does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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