is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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