It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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