I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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