Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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