Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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