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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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