We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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