I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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