did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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