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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My bed smells like the plague
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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