My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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