Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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