Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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