I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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