yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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