I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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