girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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