i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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