ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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