Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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