my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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