I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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